Saturday, October 5, 2013

Ted Kennedy Irony

Milwaukee Journal Sentinel front page obituary for Ted Kennedy of Chappaquiddick fame. Irony at it's finest.

Tuesday, May 7, 2013

The Obama Biden Riddle

When Barack Obama met with Queen Elizabeth II, the Queen of England , he asked her…

"Your Majesty, how do you run such an efficient government?
Are there any tips you can give me?"

"Well," said the Queen,

"The most important thing is to surround yourself with intelligent people."
Obama frowned, and then asked,

"But how do I know if the people around me are really intelligent?"
The Queen took a sip of champagne.

"Oh, that's easy; you just ask them to answer an intelligent riddle, watch" The Queen pushed a button on her intercom. "Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?"
Tony Blair walked into the room and said, "Yes, your Majesty?"

The Queen smiled and said,

"Answer me this please Tony. Your mother and father have a child. It is not your brother and it is not your sister. Who is it?"
Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair answered…

"That would be me."
"Yes! Very good." said the Queen.

Obama went back home to ask Joe Biden the same question. "Joe, answer this for me."

"Your mother and your father have a child. It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is it?"
"I'm not sure," said Biden.

"Let me get back to you on that one." He went to his advisors and asked everyone, but none could give him an answer.
Frustrated, Biden went to work in the congressional gym and saw Paul Ryan there.

Biden went up to him and asked, "Hey Paul, see if you can answer this question." "Shoot Joe." "Your mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
Paul Ryan answered,

"That's easy, it's me!"

Biden smiled, and said, "Good answer Paul!"
Biden then, went back to speak with President Obama. "Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that riddle."

"It's Paul Ryan!"
Obama got up, stomped over to Biden, and angrily yelled into his face,

"No! You idiot! It's Tony Blair!"

Saturday, March 9, 2013

Penis-like organ discovered in whale's mouth

examiner.com

Man tweets while in hospital about having a dildo stuck up his butt

dailydot.com

Cakes that look just like newborn babies

thesun.co.uk

The Max Headroom pirating incident 1987


An oldie but goodie! On November 22, 1987 WTTW (channel 11) in Chicago was in the middle of broadcasting an episode of Doctor Who when suddenly the signal was interrupted by a strange character wearing a Max Headroom mask. The pirated broadcast only lasted for 90 seconds but was something everyone who witnessed it live would remember forever!



The news report of the incident

Actor Russell Crowe captures UFO on video

The indestructible tardigrade is one odd looking bug


Saturday, February 16, 2013

The Nothing Box

The Nothing Box was an invention by Beatles friend Yanni Alexis Mardas aka Magic Alex. It was basically a plastic box with randomly blinking lights. It had no ON or OFF switch and would blink non-stop until the battery power ran dry. John Lennon was a big fan of the box and would spend hours staring at it while high on LSD.
Learn how to create your own Nothing Box.

Friday, February 15, 2013

The McCollough Effect

To experience the effect just stare towards the center of each image while allowing your eyes to move around a little. After several minutes, look back to the whole image and you should notice the horizontal lines appear green and vertical pink.

Thursday, February 14, 2013

The Deep Web

The Deep Web is World Wide Web content that is not part of the Surface Web, which is indexed by standard search engines.

Sunday, January 27, 2013

Penis shaped Cheeto Cheese curl

Just when you thought it was safe to stick your hand in a bag of Cheetos....